Real Pinoccio

That was a real shakespeare drama, when ross heller begged me to give him this little prehistoric souvenir from flintstones family. This mad paleontologist offered me photos of his sister in teenage years, money, and promises to kiss my feet every day (except days of shabbat) sorry ross, but fred was so kind to me and i can’t give or sell to you a gift from my friend. No matter what you say about me, even if you call me a scrooge and cast an evil curse on me.